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[yourhatred]

[There is a faint mew as the video starts. Itachi has a gray cat cradled in one arm where it seems perfectly content.]

I would like to inquire on current options available for insuring infertility in pets. [Preferably methods that don't involve surgery.]

As far as I'm aware, my world has a sealing technique, but I'm not familiar enough with it to perform it myself.

[He pauses.] I do not wish to resort to anything more primitive.

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[yourhatred]

We will simply have to continue our search, then.

[This is Itachi. He will find a way...]

[deathsdoctor]

... Itachi.

Amaya hasn't entered estrus yet, has she?

[... she is at that age when things start to happen.]

[yourhatred]

Not as of yet, no.

[But he's keeping very close tabs.]

[deathsdoctor]

Lucky man.

[GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING OVER HERE.

SOB.]

[yourhatred]

Keeping her strictly indoors, I assume.

[deathsdoctor]

Oh yeah. Taking her down with me to The Shinonome later. We'll be living down there until she snaps out of the current cycle. No tom cats on the beach, thankfully. Her Romeos have been parading themselves in front of the house. It gets loud sometimes.

[yourhatred]

I'm not surprised she has suitors. She's a fine specimen of a feline.

[Yes, that's a bit of light-hearted banter there, if you can tell from the absolutely lack of change in his tone.]

[deathsdoctor]

[Oho? Light-hearted banter is it? You're going to melt the brains of the ninja below who only think you can go B|.]

Just you wait. They'll be showing up at your door next. Amaya is an equally lovely lady, you know.

[Gentle teasing to go with your light-hearted banter, sir. Enjoy.]

[yourhatred]

They will be quite devoted ones if they not only get into the apartment building but also ascend all the floors necessary to reach my door.

[He will definitely be keeping his windows closed.]

[deathsdoctor]

I'm sure she's worth the effort.

[Teasing. Teasing. Now he's just giving you a bit of a bad time. Law knows full well that no posse of horny tom cats are going to show up at your door.

Or well, probably won't. It is Luceti.]

[yourhatred]

Indeed.

I will hate to eventually disappoint them.

[deathsdoctor]

[An audible grin.] Well, you'll let them down gently. They'll recover.

[Huuh... he can't help but pay attention to Haruno Sakura's possible solution. That... doesn't sound safe, the way she's putting it. If disrupting the chakra flow to the uterus will eventually cause it to wither and die, that would leave the problem of dead tissue to deal with. Dead tissue eventually breaks down, necrosis in other words, and there are all sorts of toxic by-products from that. Could cause sepsis.

... unless he's misunderstanding what she's getting at. He's not a medic-nin, he has very little understanding about how chakra works exactly. But... he doesn't think so.

Mood on the other end has suddenly grown thoughtful, Itachi.]

[yourhatred]

...Something else on your mind, Law?

[deathsdoctor]

Mmmm... running something through my mind about the problem at hand, about what you could do. But I'd have to sound it off on you first. I'm not sure if it could be done.

[It might be an elegant little solution to this problem if it could work. Tube tying. But with chakra.]

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and think this seal you mentioned stops the feline in question from ovulating, right? Or the fertilized egg from implanting in the uterus.

[Cats are induced ovulators.

Ponder, ponder, ponder... let's think this through.]

In human women, one method of birth control is tying off the fallopian tubes so that the ova can't reach the uterus in the first place. My question is this... would it be possible to do this with Amaya's own oviducts with either chakra or a seal?

[yourhatred]

I've been thinking about this, yes.

[Itachi makes it his business to obtain knowledge related to many things, ninja and otherwise, but the anatomy of a cat has not been among these things.]

The only problem is finding a way to test out methods beforehand. I don't like the idea of doing experimental treatment on Amaya.

[Or really any cat for that matter.]

[deathsdoctor]

You could run simulations in one of the Battle Dome chambers and test it out there. It's what I do when familiarizing myself with a new medical procedure.

[He has been doing this for learning how to spay a cat in the first place.]

[yourhatred]

[He'd forgotten about that aspect of the battledome, and he mental berates himself for that.]

I could. Thank you for reminding me.

Though I admit, this isn't a process I've attempted yet.

[deathsdoctor]

[Oi. Oi. Don't beat yourself up for being human.]

No problem. [He absently rubs behind Sumire's ears.] I'm afraid I can't help on the chakra or seal end of things, but you could always hit me up on anything relating to feline anatomy or things like that.

[yourhatred]

I may do so.

[Even if he manages to find books on the subject.]

And I don't doubt you'll let me know of any success on your end.

[deathsdoctor]

You'll be the first to know.

[yourhatred]

Once again, thank you.

[deathsdoctor]

As I said, no problem.