ten crows (朱) action / fourth wall

[yourhatred]

[Because there aren't enough of these already.

Itachi is watching the scene... well, in the only way Itachi can watch anything nowadays... from outside the 7th Heaven. This is generally his preferred vantage point.

Whatever is happening, their 'hosts' would be responsible. Given their track record so far, it was doubtful that anything positive would come out of the experience. Those milling about looked just as lost as New Feathers, which meant a heavy amount of confusion.

Mentally, he prepares himself for the worst.]

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[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

[And suddenly...

...a toaster.]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

[Itachi stares, deadpan, for a moment or two.

Then there is a kunai in his hand, and he holds it over the device as though ready to smash it into one of the slits at any time.]

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

Now, now, there's no need to be hasty! You might electrocute yourself.

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

No. I would not.

[The blade remains where it is.] Are you delivering a message?

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

I certainly am! I'm Talkie, Talkie toaster, your chirpy-- [You know, that knife is kinda threatening, dude. There's a discreet, electronic cough.] That is to say...would you like some toast?

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

I have no interest in toast, no.

[The knife is pulled away, but Itachi continues to stare blandly at the item.]

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

[Phew! Saved.]

Very well! How about a muffin?

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

...No thank you.

I wasn't aware toasters were capable of making muffins.

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

I'm an advanced model, capable of making any bread product from the planet Earth you could think of.

Teacakes? Buns? Baps? Baguettes?

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

...No thank you. That won't be necessary.

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

Aha! Are bagels more your style?

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm not hungry at the moment.

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

But you really should eat! Toast is good for you!

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

I ate earlier. I'm fine for now.

[He's really trying not to think too hard on the fact that he's having this conversation with a talking toaster.]

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

Oh, all right, then.







How about now?

[yourhatred.livejournal.com]

[Calmly, and without saying a word, Itachi stands and begins walking away.]

[toasterciiide.livejournal.com]

[...







Rejected again ;_;]